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  • lynxgriffin:

    And the next day, things go from bad to quite a bit worse.

    But now there’s a scavenger hunt of sorts underway…

    So yes, finally a continuation for Paper Trail! More will be along in the future!

    - Paper Trail -

    First | Previous | Next

    Source: lynxgriffin
    • 4 days ago
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    • #oh boy
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  • followthebluebell:

    adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

    (via rainbow600)

    Source: followthebluebell
    • 4 days ago
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  • navyasarchive:

    pegsephone:

    pegsephone:

    you can joke all you want about how “stupid” biphobia is or how ridiculous and inconsequential biphobic stereotypes are but that doesn’t change the fact that bi people, and specifically bi women, will continue to suffer real world trauma because of the shit you say and do.

    i hung out with this guy i always joked was “the perfect gentleman” over summer. i was at his house for maybe 30 mins before he rolled on top of me and shoved his hand down my pants.

    after i finished yelling at him and asked what possibly could’ve made him think i wanted that, he showed me this lovely group chat he was in (with 4 other guys who i had been friends with).

    “don’t bother to ask,” they said.

    “she’s definitely into that kind of shit”

    “she’s always tweeting about freaky shit. she’ll be down.” (i tweet about being bi. that’s it.)

    “ask her how many dudes she’s fucked before.”

    “ask about the girls she’s been with.”

    “she’s been a slut since like 5th grade” (when i first came out)

    “what’s her body count? what’s her ratio?”

    “ask if we can join”

    “she’s bi, right? fuck she’ll probably let you video tape it”

    im bi. so of course im down to fuck.

    im bi, so why should they have to ask?

    I’m still thinking about this post so OP I hope you don’t mind me adding some commentary. 

    You people need to read this, internalize it, and understand that biphobia is a real form of patriachal oppression. When bi women face biphobia, it is clear that this is the form of misogyny and homophobia they’re dealing with. The reason bisexual women report high rates of IPV and sexual assault is because of biphobia. It’s not because of generic misogyny and it’s not because of misdirected homophobia. 

    Please understand that if you as an LGBT person or as a feminist are saying the same things that straight men say about bi women, you’re directly contributing to why bi women are oppressed. You’re enabling straight men to get away with what they do to bi women. 

    (via bechnokid)

    Source: pegsephone
    • 4 days ago
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    • #biphobia
    • #tw sexual assault
  • piipstachio:
“Mspaint Froggo
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    piipstachio:

    Mspaint Froggo

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    • 4 days ago
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  • piipstachio:
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    piipstachio:

    💚💚💚

    (via moofrog)

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  • barber-butt:

    cellobeer:

    purplepiercedpeopleeater:

    commonly-used-penis-jokes:

    One of the greatest scenes in television history by one of the greatest shows in television history.

    I want to be Louise when I grow up

    The writing in this show is so flawless

    the “dont tell me to shut up” part has me in stitches all the time

    (via dinofur)

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  • ipaniceverywherenotjustthedisco:

    kyluxisgay:

    the-second-cookie:

    ravenclawangst:

    jyrus-kelevra:

    apologetically-anxious:

    author-trash:

    awesomelissawho:

    galaxy-lilies:

    loyal-phan:

    erlenmeyertrashofsandersides:

    when-they-go-low:

    megansan:

    niteryde:

    faineemae:

    things tumblr needs to add:

    • lockable posts (so you can make a post unrebloggable)
    • when deleting a post, it deletes everywhere else.
    • proper block button, if twitter can do it, so can you.
    • proper reporting guidelines

    also searching multiple tags at once would be wonderful

    And the ability to track url tags with hyphens yes good

    I reblogged this five years ago and literally, none of these things have happened. 

    Sending asks from a secondary account

    date when it was made next to the post/reblog

    Being able to switch a side blog to make it your main

    Being able to comment with a side blog

    Ask with a side blog

    Being able to use italics/bold in DMs and asks

    i wish there was a button you could press that when you accidentally post something to your main Blog instead of your side blog it puts the post on your Side blog instead, so you don’t have to delete the post and re do it

    Make mobile not complete shit in general?? Not all of us have working computers.

    All??? Of??? These????

    Please

    Be able to search tags in our likes???? Any takers????

    main blogs and side blogs able to do all the same things

    (Like follow comment etc.)

    (via dinofur)

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  • librius:

    librius:

    librius:

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    hey so uhhhh when are we kicking this spoiled fucking child out of the office

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    holy shit

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    welcome to hell! welcome to hell!

    (via dinofur)

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    • 4 days ago
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  • adventures-in-poor-planning:

    adventures-in-poor-planning:

    oh HELL, i can’t believe it took me this long to realize.

    when you hug asriel after his fight, it’s not asriel saying he doesn’t want to let go, otherwise it would have his talksprite next to it. It’s probably not frisk either; they don’t say anything directly, not even when they’re telling asriel their name earlier in that scene.

    it’s got the narrator’s star next to it, so it’s the narrator saying it. 

    that’s chara hugging their brother vicariously through frisk for the last time, saying that they don’t want to let him go.

    the whole “chara’s a demon child” thing is personally really boring to me because the truth is way more complex: just like the Underground as a whole, the way you play the game profoundly changes chara, and the way they think about the world. 

    it’s just way more obvious in the No Mercy route because they literally have to show up in person and get you to Stop.

    (via dinofur)

    Source: adventures-in-poor-planning
    • 4 days ago
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    • #undertale
    • #i miss lil details like this
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    • 4 days ago
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  • lanvinlouis:

    protectwoc:

    shmoobeardraws:

    so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya 

    this is so fucking funny

    peter: meet mj

    miles:

    image

    (via dinofur)

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  • When Tumblr bans porn, who loses?

    swiftpaw12:

    trashbandikyut:

    xenoqueer:

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    fandomshatewomen:

    anaisnein:

    xenoqueer:

    The Vox article that I was interviewed for is up and running, and it contains some serious fuckign information about this whole fiasco.

    Information that tumblr just straight up refused to provide to its userbase at all.

    Unsurprisingly to those of us watching this website deteriorate over the last year, this full content purge and ban has been in progress for a solid 6 months. The date got moved up because of the child porn thing, but it was always coming for us.

    Equally unsurprising: Tumblr’s management and ownership are absolutely destroying the actual staff working on it. The company has been hemoragghing senior staff without so much as a token attempt to keep them in place. So the drops in site quality are real, and wil probably only be getting worse.

    Truly astonishing is the fact that apparently this crap was supposed to “double” the userbase by the end of next year. Boy, howdy, that’s not gonna work out well for them.

    good luck with your plan to sell ads targeting a user base that doesn’t exist any more, @staff.

    Then they’re def gonna let Tumblr die on the vine when it doesn’t pan out. It’ll take a few years but mark my words, this is going to work out about as well as when Rupert Murdoch bought MySpace and everybody left. Also, fuck Verizon forever.

    Plz lemme know if you reblog this and it disappears. I have Suspicions.

    I mean, there are already mutuals of mine reporting that they can’t see this post, only a “post was deleted"notice on my blog, and I’m the OP.

    So, whatever your suspicions are, I suppose mark them as confirmed.

    i’ve seen it disappear about 5 times off my dash. 

    Tumbl-
    No…Verizon, Fix your fucking website. You have one of the MAJOR websites for the Young Adult demographic under your belt, and you’re willingly throwing it away. Hell, you’re pissing off your userbase so much that people I know IRL have said they’ll never use any Verizon products or services again.

    Source: xenoqueer
    • 4 days ago
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  • 2019 Wild Ride Master Post

    captainsnoop:

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    • Former Gearbox Software lawyer is suing Randy Pitchford for a bunch of reasons, including being a pedophile
    • Bowsette Creator Given Trophy By Pixiv And NicoNico For Creating Bowsette
    • Alex Jones lost the lawsuit against the Sandy Hook victims’ families and now his company’s financial records are getting busted open 
    • Jeff Bezos is getting a divorce without a prenup and is probably going to lose a lot of money
    • The 20 Million Dollar Build The Wall GoFundMe got canned, refunded, and the organizer got exposed as a scam artist that has pocketed GoFundMe money before

    WE’RE ONLY 11 DAYS IN BABY 

    (via swiftpaw12)

    Source: captainsnoop
    • 4 days ago
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